Hang up the phone.
That's right. Hang it up.
Stop hollering, tell your phone-buddy you will have to call them at a better time, press the 'OFF' button and put the damn phone AWAY!!
Oh I'm sorry, did I just upset you?
Well you threw me off the edge the moment I heard your effing phone blaring " My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. ".
What is wrong with people who cannot seem to function without their cellphone glued to their hands and ears? If enough of us make a ruckus about it, will our medical pay for the procedures to have them surgically removed?
I cannot STRESS how I abso-frickin-lutely hate to have some yahoo hollering away into their phone when they are seated beside me, in front or behind me. I wish I could give them a swift kick to the ass and hurl that phone of theirs into oncoming traffic.
And if I hear that bloody Black Eyed Peas song coming out of someone's purse or briefcase, I am going to give them some junk in the trunk by shoving their phone up their ass!
Alright... thanks for listening.
And thanks for not answering that call.
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3 comments:
Hallelujah Sister! That's one of my biggest pet peeves too... I mean, do you really need to be on the phone while you're grocery shopping?!???
actually Lins, yes - I am guilty!
But I also have a really good excuse! See my memory is good just really short, so on occasion I've had to call home from the store : " Why am I here again?"
I know, that's what a 'LIST' is for( I usually forget to bring it with me).
hey, I'm all for it if it's out of necessity but tell your friend that her boyfriend hit on you and that you're thinking about having the bump in your nose removed some time other than when you're in the produce aisle (I have heard such a conversation there before!)
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