typedreams

I am running out of coffee and I only have $10 to last me til next pay day, a bit more than a week to go. What does one do?
Easy you think, just go and buy yourself some to make at home in the morning. Yes well for anyone normal with domestic capabilities ( note* that's not me) this would be the thing to do, the no brainer solution; however I am the type that will somehow find a way to burn it ( how do you BURN coffee exactly?), and if i am not careful when i make my toast in the morning, I will put two slices of bread in one slot - no, not really, but bad like that.

So I get home tonight from work, thankful that this weekend is Thanksgiving, because that means a couple meals I won't have to worry about paying for, and it occurs to me I am almost out of coffee. And so, the next thing I do is go and make myself a pot of coffee. I know I have it, I know I have to save it, stretch it, spread it out, split it up and yet in a moment of impulsiveness I will inhale it all and leave myself with nothing left for later.
Time and TIME AGAIN, I screw myself over.
It is true, I am my OWN worst enemy, and the future is looking bleak ( and jittery.)

Now could someone be a dear, and go buy me a cup of java to calm my nerves??